33 + 1 Facts You Didn't Know About Abbath
Just for fun, some facts about out beloved Abbath and Immortal. 100% trve cvlt as always...
*not all of them are mine but I've added enough.
1. Abbath only sleeps once a year, and that time is known as summer.
2. Abbath can withstand famine, plague, and the fall of time.
3. The fjords of Norway were formed by the harsh and epic screams of Abbath's voice.
4. Abbath can harness the power of the moon.
5. The sun sets only because Abbath no longer wishes to see it.
6. Abbath has successfully flown the first cold air balloon.
7. Global warming is not true; Abbath just went on vacation.
8. Yetis aren't real; that's just Abbath.
9. When Rome burned, it was because Abbath breathed fire.
10. Many of the bars in the 18th century were burnt down because the alcohol triggered Abbath's fire breath. Subsequently, it is now illegal for Abbath to drink in any country at any bar.
11. Abbath only records his music on the top of the coldest glaciers in Norway.
12. Abbath has his own personal army; They are known as the "Blizzard Beasts".
13. Abbath will turn every town into ice; One by one.
14. Abbath has never used a jacket except for aesthetic purposes.
15. Abbath doesn't wear corpse paint; that's his actual face.
16. Abbath has never had a relationship; his heart was frozen by icewinds eons ago.
17. Abbath has succesfully created an army of snow and ice for his grim and frost bitten kingdom.
18. Abbath is the only living being that can give frostbites to a snowstorm.
19. Abbath can make the shiniest star in the galaxy Damned in Black.
20. Abbath has never had a warm beer!
21. Abbath created winter when he ejaculated for the first time.
22. Abbath is the first to break the ice in any conversation.
23. Abbath is 38 years old. Without counting the summer periods.
24. Abbath has only one son. His name is Subzero.
25. Polar Storms is just Abbath sneezing.
25. Abbaths car power is not counted in horsepower but reindeerpower.
26. When Immortal plays, winter comes to town.
27. Africa is still warm because Immortal haven't toured there, ever.
28. There never was an Ice Age, just Abbath doing a world tour.
29. Every time Abbath cuts his nails, a glacier breaks in the North Pole.
30. Abbath never takes a shower. The last time he did Norways water supply froze.
31. Every time Abbath has a blowjob, the girl gets a frostbite.
32. Abbaths dick erection is known as Hard Frost.
33. Abbaths father is known as Northern Darkness.
Bonus Fact:
The Mayans, and Nostradamus are both wrong. Only Abbath knows when All Shall Fall.
